Palustral Park

Bill:
You know we bitch about the Pink Hat fans, the bandwagon fans, the guy-on-a-cellphone fans...

 

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Bill:
But seriously the worst, simply the worst fan of all is the turncoat fan.

 

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Doug:
And then to explain your treason by saying you've warmed to the Yankees because they are "underdogs"?!?!!?

 

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Doug:
OMFG I don't even have words for it.

 

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Bill:
You know aftah reading that crapgasm combined with the Yankees being on the precipice of numbah 27, I really stahting to feel like a frog in a Syliva Plath poem.

 

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Doug:
Seriously, lots of croak and withah.

 

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Bill:
The fen sickens.

 

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Doug:
Our folk thin,

 

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Doug:
Lamentably.

 

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