In the books

Susan:
Congratulations to the 2009 New York Yankees.

 

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Susan:
World Series Champions!

 

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Susan:
May you all get cancah of the balls.

 

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Comments

[kinyahbrutha]

i just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

[Bob]

Is she holding up a flute of A-Fraud's urine sample?

[steff66]

Just what I needed this morning...Slainte!

[Colin]

Well they made the right moves and got what they strived for. I can't blame them for that. Of course next year people will figure them out and they won't be so mighty.

Boston lacked making big moves, had big players slump at terrible times, relied heavily on an AL-inexperienced pitcher, and had little to no chemistry. Some serious 2004/2007-esque moves are going to have to be made.

[daubie]

Well, now we know how much money it takes to buy a ring. How many MLB teams does $423.5 million buy?

[ponch in jerz]

I remember how happy I was when I bought something shiny, expensive and new. After 9 years and over 2 billion in salary, it had to happen sometime. They had the perfect storm this year - practically no injuries - and now they can all be happy that their juicer/wife cheatin'/Centaur-painting 3rd baseman has finally gotten his ring, because 25+ mil a year certainly wasn't enough to make his life complete.
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I like the Sox rotation for '10. Question marks are at catcher, short, and left field, but we could be worse off heading into the off season.

[daubie]

Best line from NY Post:

"Now that Alex Rodriguez has his first championship, Brian Cashman says A-Rod can just play to further his own legend."

[h.b.]

It had to happen sooner or later. We'll live. Been through much worse.

[louclinton]

well, they aren't going to take away my birfday because the MFY won.

Oh ya,and fuck the fucking Yanks in their fucking fuckhole.

god bless.

lc

[vasoxfan]

I'm glad it happened. Now my Yankees friends can get over themselves.

[h.b.]

To top it off, I got a bad burn from my rented sunset. Can I sue?

[yazbread]

Much in the way that Ford Frick put the astrick on Maris' 61 homers, I think MLB should put a superscripted $ after NYY for 2009. Tried to create the prototype, but ran into HTML problems. I watched the final inning just to be masochistic. I thought the celebration was rather subdued. The MFYs did not seem to be particularly joyous and what little joy there was seeemed feigned.

Some loyal readers seemed wired on crack last night - that's the only explanation I have for arguing about gay marriage rights at 3 in the morning.

[Kaz]

There are 9-year olds in NYC who went to bed happy last night, secure in the knowledge that the Yankees *would* actually win another World Series in their lifetime.

[meredith]

Kaz, are you quoting from what was on the front page of the Hartford Courant's web site last night?

"The shortest curse in baseball history is over. Third-graders everywhere who had never seen the Yankees win the World Series in their lifetime can now sleep easy."

Somehow I don't think this was meant to be tongue-in-cheek.

The worst part about the Yankees winning the WS? The rest of us have to deal with their smug, self-satisfied fans for another solid year. Ugh.

[da kine]

Eff me in the no-no hole, how did I miss the "h.b. vs. everyone" battle royale yesterday? If anyone wants to resume the verbal fisticuffs here, please feel free.

[Lazlo Freem]

Funniest strip evah! It was almost worth it.

[Steve in MD]

Hen, I made my "0 for 31" comment last night without a clue to what would happen.

Let me just say this - to anyone that thinks direct democracy is a good idea, please see the California state budget and the current state of the California public school system, both directly attributable to the rediculous ballot initiatives in the 80's and 90's. Voters don't even begin to consider long term unintended consequences.

BTW, lest my "0 for 31" comment be misiterpeted, I do in fact support so-called gay marraige, because I totally reject the sanctitiy of marriage agument (more on that in a moment) and because I think gay couples should have the same "domestic partnership" rights as other couples (health care coverage, child custody, etc.).

Now the part that will piss off almost everyone from every end of the polical spectrum: the Sacrament of Marriage is perfromed by a priest in front of an altar, and creates an everlasting bond between the two people getting married and any children they might produce (or adopt). Civil marriages, or marriages performed by religions that allow divorce, and thus the severing of that bond, have no "sanctity" in the first place; they are social and economic contracts, and gays have just as much right to enter into them as anyone else. And if my Church one day wakes up and begins to sanctify gay marriages, that's fine with me too.

[h.b.]

Yep, as I said in the other post, I'm ambivalent on the gay marriage issue.

But I've got just enough BigBri in me that I do find some cruel pleasure in pointing out the 0-31 thing.

I never said I wasn't an asshole.

[Harwich Rich]

Speaking of which-where is the pride of Chilicothe?? Oh,that's right-he only posts after midnight when the rest of us aren't here ;D

[h.b.]

He has to wait until his mom is done writing lolcat captions on their shared computer.

[sonomasox]

I'll second LC's comment - fuck 'em.

And a second to Steve in MD re: voter shitstorm in the golden state. I warned my Maine brethren to fall for it but the box is open. You're fucked once the voters get a say on civil rights and perhaps now everything else. Good bye rational thought.

All for gay marriage - check the Neil Patrick Harris video from last year - it'll help the economy.

And, oh yeah, fuck the yankees.

[DuBois]

Truck Day is right around the corner...

[louclinton]

Congrats Yankees - too bad none of you can get married in Maine

[h.b.]

Ah, lc, thanks for the closure! Well friggin done.

[Jeff in NC]

lc - nice. Going full circle is always a good move.

Going full circle... hmmmm... there's a thought.

[Jeff in NC]

Steve - good points above re: marriage. I would submit also that most of us who are fine with the concept of gay marriage see marriage not so much as a sanctified event but as a social contract and an expression of commitment (regardless of technically being able to break such commitment). Pragmatically speaking, civil unions accomplsih all the technical reasons for gay marriage. Emotionally speaking, calling it a marriage seems to matter to many. Politically speaking, it's a big fucking goat rope.

[Jeff in NC]

oh, and ...yawn... did someone win something last night? The Yankees won a championship? Who cares - those guys are assholes. And there fans - oy, what a bunch of bitchy little shit stains. Going to have to try to steer clear of them for awhile. They are so unpleasant to be around - even when they win they are vile and angry.

[Bob]

I thought for sure we were going to have to endure the visage of Marty this morning. Somehow a simple toast using A-Fraud's dirty urine sample made my day more bearable.

And yeah, I forced myself to watch the Skanks "celebration." It made me feel dirty, and I could taste burning.

[soxdownunder]

ball cancah - yeah baby. As we say down here: 'noice'.

[NewtonNephew]

h.b., I don't hate you. It was an affectionate tarring-and-feathering.

Kaz, I enjoyed the Federalist 10 post not only substantively but aesthetically. Madison is perhaps the least celebrated but most politically visionary of the framers. And he had a boy on the side.

I was actually hoping for a Marty strip. The great stories always have great villains... what would Star Wars be without Darth Vader, etc.

[louclinton]

SDU,I have always wondered how you spell that. How do you spell "OH NO" in

This Video

[sonomasox]

what really sucks is seeing the WS champ gear getting pedaled on this creepy site.

Jeremy Hermida, our new LF, hooray!

[PaPesky]

Been through much worse...Good one HB. Steve from MD. No one needs to kn0w your life story. Only good line from this one...I live 1 hour from Philly -- a whole new area of Yankee haters have just been born. I like our chances next year. One more for Mr. Pesky!

[Steve in MD]

> The great stories always have great villains... what would Star Wars be without Darth Vader, etc.

Or as Jim Capel once said, "Baseball without the yankees is like Casablanca without the Nazis."

[soxdownunder]

@lc
Orrdunno [I don't know] but I fink they're torking kiwi.

And happy birthday

sdu

[h.b.]

*** Friday Off ***

I'm taking a hiatus day. Have a great weekend all. Go easy on the Sriracha.

[Jeff in NC]

A couple of clients of mine, recently moved from Philly area, have been introduced to Yankee hating. They were unaware of this emotion until a day or so ago - they understand it now. I welcomed them to the club.

Yankees - fags* - Nazis. A most excellent evaluation.

*see Southpark episode on the "F" word for proper understanding.

[louclinton]

Thank god, we got Jeremey Hermida. His name will look good in a haiku, next June 15. Other than that,

who?

[Ruby02138]

"I never said I wasn't an asshole." Funniest line ever, h.b. It just comes in handy for SO many occasions.
Oh, and the BBC reports that being grumpy is good for your health:http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/8339647.stm

[Kaz]

Do you see what happens, Larry? Do you see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass?!

[Jason O.]

Not that logic should intrude into this fantasy comment thread but when your team's business model is identical to "the Nazis" then what are you?

1) Regional Cable Network
2) Acquisition doesn't work out? Pay other teams to take player by eating large chunk of contract.
3) Sign draftees above slot? Check.
4) Paid $50 million just to negotiate with a Japanese pitcher? Yup.
5) Highest average tx prices? Affirmative.

If this was the "Padreholix" or the "Pirateholix" I would understand, but Red Sox fans can sell that "Yankees buy championships" bullshit to the tourists, as QT said in Reservoir Dogs.

[Jeff in NC]

A thought I have had but not gotten around to gathering info. Seams a good way to dumb down the bought a championship discussion would be to look at annual team salaries over the past ?? years, divided by # of WS trophies over those same years. I suspect if you go back 50-60 years, the number of yankee trophies would work the math such that the yankees look like they spent little per trophy. But over the past 20 years?? curious. Yes, you could make a dumb stat by starting the count just after the 96-00 years, but a reasonable discussion could be taken from this if reasonable folks wanted to.

[Kaz]

Hey, J.O., when the Red Sox go out and buy $420 Million in free agents in an off-season, come back and talk to us.

Oh, and that's after $275 Million the previous year on A-Rod alone...and about $100 Million the two years before that for a handful of guys including Damon.

As for ticket prices...don't make me laugh! New Yankee stadium's $73/NON-premium ticket average was the highest in baseball at the start of this season. And we're talking about a ballpark that holds 15 THOUSAND more people than Fenway! Ticket prices were so high that there were EMPTY SEATS in Yankee Stadium right behind home plate! The whole time, taxpayers paid for $850 Million of the $1.5 Billion dollar park!

And when it's all said and done, the Red Sox were spending about $3 Million less per player and almost HALF of what the Yankees spent this year.

So, don't worry. You win. You still have the biggest dick and the whole league can see you wagging it in everyone else's faces. The Red Sox aren't in the same league with the Yankees any more on spending...just the same division.

[Jeff in NC]

Nice work Kaz. Glad I'm on your team.

[Rob]

You guys are just pissed off because your ownership took the money they didn't spend on Teixeira and put it right back in their bloated pockets. Maybe if Henry didn't start sending text messages like a drunken college girl you would have had the offense to compete in the post-season. Well, that and if Ortiz and Varitek remembered to take their "vitamins". That's the only reason you've ever beat the Yankees.

Payroll in 2007? 160 million.
Payroll in 2009? 120 million.

Where did that $40 million go? The Jimmy Fund?

No one "bought" the Core Four. And all four will be Hall of Famers, yup even Pettitte (with 18 post-season wins and counting). When your minors start producing even one Hall of Famer, we can talk about the Sox developing talent instead of buying it. Except when they do, you just run them out of Boston because the Sox propaganda (with their newspaper and network) paints them as "greedy" when they simply want a market value contract. Happened with Boggs. Happened with Clemens. Great, classy organization you've got there.

Me, I'm enjoying this parade of Champions.

[John]

You guys are just pissed off because your ownership took the money they didn't spend on Teixeira and put it right back in their bloated pockets. Maybe if Henry didn't start sending text messages like a drunken college girl you would have had the offense to compete in the post-season. Well, that and if Ortiz and Varitek remembered to take their "vitamins". That's the only reason you've ever beat the Yankees.

Payroll in 2007? 160 million.
Payroll in 2009? 120 million.

Where did that $40 million go? The Jimmy Fund?

No one "bought" the Core Four. And all four will be Hall of Famers, yup even Pettitte (with 18 post-season wins and counting). When your minors start producing even one Hall of Famer, we can talk about the Sox developing talent instead of buying it. Except when they do, you just run them out of Boston because the Sox propaganda (with their newspaper and network) paints them as "greedy" when they simply want a market value contract. Happened with Boggs. Happened with Clemens. Great, classy organization you've got there.

Me, I'm enjoying this parade of Champions.

[h.b.]

I think you're both right, unfortunately.

The Yankees are have haves.
And the Red Sox are haves.

But they are both among that 5-6 teams that are in an entirely diff realm financially than the rest of the league.

I don't blame the Yankees for exploiting the system. They should.

But that things are this way does depress me. And if I stop to think about, as I'm want to do this time of the year, I realize it wouldn't be that hard to walk away from baseball entirely.

[Rob]

Cry me a river. The sport has more competitive balance than any other. And none of you were crying for competitive balance after the Sox dropped $200 million before 2007.

Go get a hobby. I'm sure gardenaholix or woodworkingaholix would be much more fun to read and write.

[louclinton]

♫♪♪

Don't walk away, hb
Or we won't be following you no more
The rented sunsets won't shine as bright, their not the same.
You're not to blame...

[right, I'm in fully-engorged off-season mode]

lc

Canyon of Chumpions, indeed

[NYSoxfan]

I'm seeing 'fans' with Yankees placards on one side and Fox Business Channel printed on the flip side -- Rupert Murdoch's minions had to get on this party train. A narrowly re-elected Mayor Bloombergsconi is giving the Yankees the keys to the city -- or is that the key to the city's safety deposit box? Of course it's empty after subsidizing the billion-dollar pleasure palacein the Bronx? Is this a perfect storm of grubby rightwing greed or what? $elig must go and a salary cap will follow...