Looks like the Rangahs playoffs hope are sagging like the ta-tas on an aging Dallas beauty queen.
Is Jessica Simpson dating their entiah pitching staff or what?
Evah since the Yankees unceremoniously booted our asses out of first place in the Division, I think we knew all along that it'd be Tampa and not Texas that'd be bringing the wild cahd heat.
4 up but the next 3 at the Trop. Yikes.
2 and 13 at the Flopicana the past 2 seasons? Really, Red Sox, really?
I know it's the worst pahk in all the majahs and all, but come on, fellas.
Seriously. We get it. The place is the waxed triangle of fishy stank.
But that's all the more reason to bring on the flaming bats and Molotov fastballs and burn the mofo down.
Absolutely. It's time to go Captain Quint on these fish. Get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing