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There is no stopping in the red zone.

Bill:
What's our vectah, Victah?

 

Mike:
"In his second game with the team and first as a catcher, Martinez went 5 for 6 with a double and four RBIs, exactly the performance the Sox hoped for when they dropped him in the middle of their lineup."

 

Bill:
Oh, Theo, you've done it again!

 

Mike:
Well, small sample size and all that but …

 

Mike:
Immediate impact? Check.

 

Mike:
Dynamic deflection of the news cycle away from the "Roid Sox"? Check.

 

Bill:
Wait, you mean we're not going to spend the entiah next few days in a metaphorical Turkish prison ovah the supposed taint?

 

Mike:
Nah, let's leave the Turkish prison melodramatics to the CHB.

 

Bill:
Ah, a most fitting end.

 

Comments

twat is tremendous

Yes..it..is... :)

nothing like some good twat talk

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