Nursery schooled

Al:
Wow, the offense has awoken!

 

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Doug:
Gotta like what we're seeing in general.

 

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Mike:
Seriously. The Sox had three majah issues that were behind the skid. 1) Lack of a numbah 3 guy. 2) Weak defense on the left side. 3) No depth to spare the veterans.

 

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Mike:
So Buchholz steps up and they bring in Kotchman, Martinez and Gonzalez and all of a sudden the bleeding has been controlled.

 

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Doug:
I haven't felt this tingly good since I had a wide-mouthed snook at the end of my rod.

 

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Al:
Fishing in the Everglades?

 

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Doug:
No, a back alley at Hampton Beach.

 

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Mike:
And by Hampton, Doug really means to say Ogunquit.

 

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Al:
Hah. Speaking of dicks, you seen this latest from or ol' friend Murray Chass?

"There was a general manager who lived in a shoe he suddenly had so many holes to fill he didn’t know what to do."

 

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Mike:
Gotta hand it to Murray, he does know how to dish some Red Sox hate. Using all those nursery rhymes is pretty funny.

 

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Doug:
Yeah, well, here's one right back at him:

Hickory dickory dock, / Chass lubed his half inch cock, / He got it to one, / But 'Whoops!' Murray was done / Emasculatory, Dinky Cock!

 

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Comments

[h.b.]

Looks like the pressure is getting to J.O.

And what a lot of pressure it is. Still oh-fer-this Century and everything to prove.

But chin up, Jason, maybe we'll meet in the playoffs and we go up 3-0 and then you come back to beat us and finally get that monkey off your back.

Speaking of monkeys, how is Johnny Damon doing?

[Bob]

I'm splitting early (as nearly all the bosses have already done).

Have a great weekend all. Hopefully we'll have something fun to yak about on Monday.

[Colin]

I remember the "Over There" theme with a Yankees resurgence once. When was that? Was it 2007 when the Red Sox won the WS or was it 2008 when they missed the playoffs entirely? Hmmmmmm.......

[Jeff in NC]

Hey JO, after blowing me, remember who did the blowing and who.. nevermind.

If you are going to post anti RS sentiments here, you should probably expect a little pushback. Don't pay too much attention to my dick suck tune though. it was a simple pedestrian quality comeback to your more original play in the rhyming game (which, by the way did not have anything to do with Murray).

and while i may be relatively new to this site, I think i have at least a little bit of a voice that hasn't been shat upon by others and if the best you can do is refer to my post as coming from some generic red sox fan, then I've not much use for you or your thoughts either. sure would prefer to play nice, but I don't need to. maybe this is just one of the yankees/redsox incompatibilities? Am I taking this too personal? being too sensitive? Did I just charge the mound like a hot head? Maybe you are right, maybe Youk is my kind of guy. No problem with that at all.

[Kaz Dice Clay]

Jeff, just a heads-up:

J.O. pre-dates your time here. :)

However, he's often a bit more witty and learned when it comes to his Yankee-dom and recognizes that it's not a Yankee fan blog, and so he's been lovingly adopted into the fold here.

[Kev]

With the direction the storms are heading, we might get a complete game from Penny tonight (5 innings).

[Larry Here]

HAven't read any comments yet, so nothing to say about it. Just wanted to tell hb that I feel like a rockstar. Dude, you used the snook fishing link I posted! I'm relevant! Now... on to today's conversation.... I love this late posting shit...

[Jeff in NC]

Kaz - Appreciate your comment. Well aware of the tenure and seniority involved and I respect what that means and the leeway that provides the veterans and the rookies. And I agree, JO is usually more witty and provocative in a good way - as I did not think twice about playing on his "tune".

I threw the BS flag when his post trivialized me as a nobody - directly calling me out would have made me laugh - good tet-a-tet stuff. Just charging the mound to make the point. Hopefully done in Youk style and not Offerman style. Done is done.

JO - Pleasetameechu.. Can't really put the toothapaste back in the tube at this point... do over?

Go Redsox.

[soxdownunder]

Seniority is bullshit. Go for it Geoff.

sdu

[soxdownunder]

Oops Jeff

I got nothing but lets win some games against the Yankees.

[paddy24]

What the hell has gotten into Francona? Someone must have whapped him upside the head with some common sense. Last night, for the first time in about five years he actually submitted a lineup that looked like some coherent thought went into it. And now, one day later, he does it again! The must be a God! It's a miracle! Terry Francona has finally gotten his head out of his ass, perhaps in time to salvage the 2009 Red Sox season!

[sonomasox]

paddy - Penny is itching - all the bats in world can't help him

[sonomasox]

itching...pitching whatever.

Go Sox!

[soxdownunder]

//Someone must have whapped him upside the head with some common sense//

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1348088/fishermans_friend_its_invigorating/ "> Or this happened

[Jeff in NC]

SDU - I do believe the fisherman's freind is exactly what happened. Penny needs that to his nads. Then he would not able to make his next start. then maybe a chance of a win.

[soxdownunder]

Penny needs something, god knows. Sexy fish whap to the gonads may be it. I can't watch it any more. Saturday down under ruined.

[Kaz]

Penny and Bowden sitting in a tree
S-U-C-K-I-N-G
First comes 8 runs
Then comes 7 more
Then comes Jeter through A-Rod's back door

[pinstripe thunder]

There's a kind of hush all over the world tonight...

Peter Noone

Make that two common trolls.

Love ya.

[madraider]

What in the holy hell was that? Gosh I don't feel so bad I had to toil, smile and be friendly to people who in general drive me up the wall. Somebody stick a fork in the piggy er Penny, he's done, and why did it take Ben Kingsley's stunt double 6 innings to figure out neither Penny nor Bowden had anything to offer tonight?

[h.b.]

Update: There is a Saturday post, from Marty.

[pinstripe thunder]

And a pitch perfect one at that. The repetition makes it. Think I'll use the wambulance line... twice.

Better luck today (not really).

PT

[pinstripe thunder]

And a pitch perfect one at that. The repetition makes it. Think I'll use the wambulance line... twice.

Better luck today (not really).

PT

[soxdownunder]

I can't post on the page - it says it needs a type pad account. Help?