Ugh. I hope this Rosenthal story is true and that Wagner is going to exercise his no trade clause.
Really? Jeez, here I was hoping we could pay him a lot of money while watching him lose games and then ship him off to St. Louis. Where they'll tell him he's been tipping his pitches.
What exactly is Theo's obsession with wanting to sign coming-off-injury National League pitchers on the wrong side of their career arc?
Seriously. Memo to Theo: These guys are like waves on the Maine Coast. Step away from the friggin edge, dumbass.
Fitting metaphor as the Sox are now drifting in a Wild Card current where is gathered the flotsam of the Sea of Chance.
Float, mothahfuckahs, float!