You know I loves me some irony as much as the next guy...
But seriously the same day we drop our 5th straight game, acquire Lyndon LaRouche, trade albeit worthless Lugo for worthless Sandy "Oh, hai! I hit with one eye" Duncan is the same day an "injured" Manny Ramirez comes in to pinch hit and lines the first ball he sees into the leftfield stands for a grand slam? Really?
Hey, you know, it's a marathon not a sprint.
Yeah, tell that to Lance Armstrong.