Mike:
I'm so friggin' glad to see the Red Sox are
taking advantage
of the "soft" paht of the schedule.
Doug:
Seriously. By beating up on the Seattles and Kansas Cities of the leagues, they can really
open up some mofo distance on the Yankees.
Mike:
WTF? Do these guys just need a break or what?
Doug:
I dunno. All I know it that the Sox are lucky Cap and Trade isn't in force because every time
the bullpen pours gasoline on the fiah, it'll be one fuck of a cahbon offset.
Mike:
I'm sure Theo is gaming all the possibilities for tightening things up as we speak.
Doug:
That's what I told my grans, but even aftah '04 and '07
she insists on clinging to the old ways.
Mike:
Old habits die hahd and all that.
