Bill:
You know just when I think my head is going to explode from the nevah ending nevahland of Michael Jackson death-porn …
Mike:
"He's our Princess Di!"
Bill:
Seriously. Just when I think I can't take it anymore comes the sweet, soothing tonic of Nomah's return to Fenway.
Bill:
Now *that* is what I call a propah tribute.
Mike:
That was all class from the fans to the Red Sox highlight reel to Nomah's grace and nobility.
Mike:
And you know what? Nomah is 100% correct when he says he was a paht of the 2004 Championship.
Bill:
Oh absolutely. You cannot, it is simply not possible, to think of Nomah without thinking about what came aftah Nomah.
Mike:
They are simpatico like a coffee and a donut or sausage and peppahs or a bridesmaid in a teal dress.
Bill:
You know it's still, nearly 5 years latah, still hahd to believe that when Nomah was traded in '04 the Sox were 7½ off the lead and headed for anothah "Wait until next year."
Mike:
There but for the grace of Theo go I.