But life is just a party (and parties weren't meant 2 last)

Mike:
I know it's only June 12th and all and probably meaningless and most likely fleeting but, damn, I can't help but piss myself ovah it all.

 

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Mike:
3 consecutive sweeps of the Yankees!? 8 and oh on the season!? Beating the Yanks in every way imaginable!?

 

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Doug:
Absolutely. And who says you shouldn't drink heavily from the grail of meaningless and fleeting?

 

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Doug:
I mean it's like being a strangah at a pahty and having the hottest chick there hit on you out of the blue.

 

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Mike:
Seriously. This 8-0 run is like that but bettah — It's like getting hit on by the H-O-T-T chick and on the way back to her place she sheepishly confesses that she's a nympho.

 

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Doug:
Evan bettah, you get back to her place and your making out and then her roommate comes in and the roommate is not only equally hawt-a-licious but is wearing nothing but a t-shirt emblazoned with the logo of your fave Red Sox blog.

 

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Mike:
And then the two chicks ask if you get high and pass over a stash of B.C. skunk, all buds.

 

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Doug:
And while your blazing up a forest the two nymphs staht to engage is some heavy girl on girl action while you watch mouth agape.

 

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Mike:
And then there's a knock on the door and the roommate says, "Oh, can you get that? It' the pizza I ordered. Threesomes always make me wicked hungry," while giving you a salacious wink.

 

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Doug:
So you to the door and open it and...

 

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Mike:
It's not the pizza guy but Michael Felgah and he says, "Hey, Kid, what's going on out on the interwebs?"

 

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Doug:
And you close the door and think, "Damn, this is some mofo Bob Mahley shit," as you head back to the girls to show them the original red bull.

 

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Mike:
Exactly. Just. Like. That.

 

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Doug:
Gotta love beating the Yankees.

 

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Mike:
Go Red Sox!

 

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Comments

[Rob in CT]

Nola - I was laughing out loud here in my little consultant cubbie over your post. I had people prairie-dogging over at me wondering what was so funny. What else could I possibly say but, "Um, you wouldn't understand..."

And Kaz's "Tek thighs, Lowell eyes, Natalie lies." needs consideration in the T-shirt mix.

[Natalie]

Leave off the "Natalie lies" and I'll buy it, because seriously, I was NOT lying when I wrote that final comment about the "menu." I swear. :)

[sonomasox]

Epic, brilliant, money...this is some top of Everest stuff today.

Nola and Nat you have truly raised the bar. HB must've been a writer on some of Bob's older movies.

btw - Why does Doug live in a submarine? Guess it keeps the purple Humboldt skunk trapped a little longer.

[vermonter]

Wow. This may be the best strip/comments combo ever.

I am nonplussed.

[Bob]

Back from the dry cleaner.

Unlike yesterday, today's post and thread isn't creepy but lovable, it's, uh, stimulating reading.

I definitely don't need to have my pants fluffed.

[vancouversoxfan]

The strip and comments today are fantastic...Well done h.b. and everyone...Nola your BB version was lol funny!

[granular_serene]

h.b., i've noticed that you, like the sox, are on a hot streak...

[Kaz]

We take 1, 1, 1 'cause of Papi
And 2, 2, 2 for Baldelli
And 3, 3, 3 strikes from Papelbon
And 4, 4, 4 hits from Dustin
And 5, 5, 5 is where Lowell plays
And 6, 6, 6 average Runs Against
And 7, 7 for no Teixeira
And 8, 8...I forget what 8 was for!
And 9, 9, 9, for next series
And 10, 10, 10, 10...everything, everything, everything, everything!

I hope you know this will go down on your permanent season record!

[sonomasox]

Kaz - you are either THE best multi-tasker...or THE most inefficient employee on the planet and yet somehow still employed. Either way I'm jealous.

[Kaz]

SonomaSox, my secret: Maintain LOW expectations. Deliver HIGH...occasionally. ;)

[da kine]

Dirt Dogs is the best Sox blog, HB? Have you been partaking in the kine bud yourself?

[h.b.]

da kine,

I confess to having a soft spot for Dirt Dogs. And, of course, quite a soft spot for the hydro. So...

[louclinton]

You think you're having a bad day?

I just walked into my closet to find a clean pair of pants and all I could find was a pair of David Carradines

[louclinton]

You think you're having a bad day?

I just walked into my closet to find a clean pair of pants and all I could find was a pair of David Carradines

[louclinton]

the dreaded double post. too soon, I guess

[Rob in CT]

Kaz - you have a future in consultancy. :-D

[Jim]

hb - you've done it again!

and not too shabby yourself Nat...I guess it can only be a fantasy if that guy doesn't exist, eh?

[Harwich Rich]

L.C.-I hope there were no fishnets in there as well ;D

[Devine]

This post and the comments are awesome.

[h.b.]

This has been one of the best Soxaholix days. I guess we all really start to jive when the Sox sweep the Yankees 3 consecutive times.

[NolaSox]

And I like that one day we might see "Yastrzemski" on another Sox Jersey. Drafted Daniel Bard's brother, too.

[Bob]

Well done today, H.B. and the rest of you creepy people.

I'm about to go to beer cart, so have a great weekend all

Hopefully we'll have something fun to yak about on Monday.

[Andy]

Pizza nymphos are my favorite!!!

[soxdownunder]

If it was a Red Seat t, it would have to be the 'Pigs do Fly'; if Kintees the 'Viva El Papi'. But I would settle on 'Go rent a sunset bitches'. Oh, and v. nice job Natalie. Yesterdays game was a hoot!

[mikeya2k1]

i saw today strip being a bit different today.
1st panel. our hero sitting on the phone perhaps thinking "woot"
2nd panel.office intercom system bellowing out"marty, a mr callahan on line 1"
3rd panel.marty ,head on desk groaning.

[h.b.]

Any of the readers with long memories of Soxaholix minutia want to take a pass on explaining why mikeya's strip idea is unlikely to appear?

[Larry Here]

All right. I only made it as far as Natalie's comment and just had to come to the end and post. I FUCKING LOVE Soxaholix. That is all. Always late posting, but I did spit grape nuts and fresh nectarines on my monitor when Doug said "Damn this is some mofo Bob Marley shit." Thanks so much hb and EVERYBODY. I just fucking love it. Go sox. Montana loves you.

[Hudson]

Isn't it time to retire the "that was so funny I spat coffee all over my keyboard"/"snarfed my drink up my nose" memes? They're about as fresh as a fish fillet that's been under the heat lamp for two days at a Mass Pike rest stop.

[Harwich Rich]

2Q+2Q

[Larry Here]

@Hudson - Yeah let's retire those memes. Then I can be the last one to have used it here. I'm gonna go wipe off my monitor now.

[buckner was framed]

Hudson-
Who the fuck are you?

[buckner was framed]

excuse me, that was rude. What I meant to say is Go suck BigBri's mom's dick if you don't like the site and the attached deranged individuals who visit here

[Billy Mahty]

NolaSox - in my nightmares, swap out Papelbon for CC.

[Harwich Rich]

Buck-That WAS BB's mom :D

[soxdownunder]

//Any of the readers with long memories of Soxaholix minutia want to take a pass on explaining why mikeya's strip idea is unlikely to appear?//
Has it to do with Marty's trendy old 'phone that doesn't have an intercom??

Meanwhile, http://bioproj.sabr.org/bioproj.cfm?a=v&v=l&pid=13325&bid=997 "> Fred Snodgrass appeared at Yankee Stadium yesterday playing second base. It must have taken lc, who was at the Snodgrass game, back in time!

[Jeff in NC]

Buck - at the end of this thread (one of the greatest redsox trips I've ever been on), I get to your comment "excuse me..." and fucking spit all over my monitor - it's Saturday, so it was beer this time. Still laughing. Hey Hudson, is spitting beer ok? "Go suck BigBri's mom's dick" Bwahahahahahahahahaha.

What an awesome 36 hours. The T shirt should just say "June 12"

[Billy Mahty]

lc - Yesterday you alluded to the notion that the Sox have had a harder schedule than the Yanks. You asked me to look at the records of the teams the Yanks have been playing -- I did.
Through yesterday, the weighted (current) average of Yankees opponents is .507. The weighted average of Red Sox opponents is .511.
I'm no statistician, but the difference looks irrelevant to me.

[Ann]

As a woman, I have to say I prefer h.b's version (subbing out, of course, the two women for two hot guys, and skipping the pot altogether. It's better when you're sober.).

[Kaz]

This series against Philly has been a lot of fun to watch for some reason. I'd love a Red Sox/Phillies World Series at this rate.

[Billy Mahty]

Looks like a plausible option, Kaz.

[SSA]

That was one of the better ones, HB.

[louclinton]

He's Dead

@bm. im indifferent

[Hot Stove's favorite divorcee]

Well since I would be the hot chick (cof cof) the shirt I would be wearing would have to be Call of the green monster

The only thing Natalie left off her perfect guy comment was. "How come I never see you at any games? My seats are just behind John by home plate." Even standing room season tickets would be cool.