Bill:
I hate to break this to you, but it seems you *cannot* make money from blogging.
Mike:
Oh, now they friggin tell me?
Mike:
Jeez. So much for buying my dream house on Nantucket... Now I'll just rent a sunset and say 'fuck it.'
Bill:
Cheer up, kid, there's always Twittah.
Mike:
Yeah, and my ShamWow franchise at the Burlington Mall.
Bill:
Alright, so hat tip to John Henry, the Boston Red Sox, and all of us fans for the 500 consecutive sold out games at the Lyric Little Bandbox.
Mike:
Remahkable.
Bill:
The best fans evah. Rooting for the greatests club evah. Playing in the greatest ballpahk evah.
Mike:
Our resplendence has no bitch!
