Al:
Oh, Timmah,
you've done it again.
Mike:
If once again Wakes doesn't get selected to the All Stah game it'll be a travesty.
Doug:
Abso-friggin-lutely. If Wakefield isn't on the All Stah rostah I'll boycott the game because it'll be a situation worse than Hitlah.
Al:
So are you ready for the 6 man rotation?
Doug:
Smooooooltz!
Mike:
Interesting that
Dice-K is getting bumped. Didn't see that one coming. Heh.
Al:
If Smoltz has a good outing this could get intriguing.
Doug:
Don't forget, too, the kid we know in Pawtucket,
yelling promote me now or suck it.
Mike:
The Daisuke Conundrum.
Al:
Maybe he'll get disappeared to the DL?
Doug:
Yeah, he goes away and we nevah hear from him again until years latah when he's found living in a cave on a Pacific atoll.
Mike:
We kid we because we love.
Doug:
Yin and Yang.
Al:
Seriously. My love for Dice-K is the sound of paint drying on growing grass.