Mike:
So watching Matsuzaka went from "watching grass growing with paint drying on it" to veritable Shinkansen. But too bad the end results were the same.
Doug:
Yeah, Dice-K says he needs more "merihari," the Japanese word for for contrast or variety.
Al:
Ya think?
Doug:
Seriously, instead of "Mothra" he was more like "JUGS" with the dial set to "batting practice."
Mike:
Of course, even if Matsuzaka had bettah stuff, the offense othah than Kotsay wasn't going to be much help.
Al:
Meanwhile bring on the Yankees.
Mike:
You know the MFYs will be the 3rd straight series against a 1st place team.
Mike:
And assuming the Phillies hold, they'll make it numbah 4.
Al:
And yet these guys continue to hang right in there.
Doug:
Bettah yet, facing all these 1st place teams means we've been spending time cracking claws while there is all that tail meat left on this lobstah of a season.