Mike:
Simply brilliant. Amazing though that a 10-1 seemingly invicible lead when Beckett left the mound turned into a WTF shortly aftah.
Doug:
Seriously. In the old days, we'd have lost that game 10-11.
Mike:
So Sox win, Yankees lose and we are tied for first.
Doug:
The trolls must be beside themselves this morning.
Mike:
Do you ever wondah what it feels like to be a Yankee fan troll?
Doug:
No, but I confess that I sometimes wondah what it feels like to be Kim Kardashian's glorious ass.
Mike:
Yeah, and how is it?
Doug:
Sublime, baby, sublime.
Mike:
OK, so, Cage Match: Kim Kardashian's Ass vs. Gisele Bündchen Brady's Ass. Who wins?
Doug:
Wait, are eithah of the asses secretly named "Ditka"?
Mike:
No, Ditka is not involved whatsoevah. This is straight up beaucoup ass vs immaculate ass.
Doug:
!
Doug:
You've stumped me.
Mike:
Seriously. It's the mothah of all stalemates.
Doug:
Now I know how Sonia Sotomayor would feel trying to decide a case between a disabled Latina Muslim and a transgendered Native American atheist. My empathy is at cross-purposes!
