Sox con queso

Doug:
I hate losing to Sciosa's LA Anaheim wannabes, but sometimes you just have to tip your cap to one of their guys.

 

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Doug:
Palmah was simply phenomenal once he found his groove.

 

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Mike:
Besides that last night won't be remembahed for a mere win or loss but for the MLB debut of one Daniel Bard.

 

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Al:
Registering 98 mph heat on what is reputed to be a slow gun? Oh, yes, please.

 

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Doug:
Angels catcher Mike Napoli describes Bahd best — "He’s got easy cheese."

 

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Mike:
Are you kidding me? Bahd brings so much cheese the government wants to name a welfare program aftah him.

 

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Al:
Seriously. Bahd brings so much cheese that on days he pitches they need to post signs around the pahk warning the lactose intolerant to entah at their own risk.

 

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Doug:
Frig yeah. Bahd has so much easy cheese that when he travels to France they refer to him simply as "Croque."

 

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Mike:
You know, I think this is going to be damn fine summah.

 

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Comments

[Scott]

This just in Papi is done. Francoma needs to move him down to the JV part of the order with Bailey, Lugo and Tek.

[louclinton]

another nomination

Daniel "Sling Cheese Incident" Bard

[sonomasox]

0 - 7...3x w/ bases loaded.

OUCH!

[soxdownunder]

Fuck the home plate umpire; fuck both centre fielders; fuck big papi (no, I don't mean it); fuck del carmen. Fuck cheese. Fuck pedantic comments. Mostly, fuck the home plate umpire. Okay, now I can move on.

[Daubie]

Adding my two cents: h.b., the rest of us "just readers" are behind you too. Fuck Jesse's girl: dumbass.

Anyone realize Batshit is a GNat now? His J-Lo quote was fantastic. In case you missed it:

"Why did I sign with the Nationals?" Tavarez said told a group of reporters. "When you go to a club at 4 in the morning, and you're just waiting, waiting, a 600-pounder looks like J. Lo. And to me this is Jennifer Lopez right here. It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. So, Nationals: Jennifer Lopez to me."

I loved that.

[Rob in CT]

"Sounds a lot like me - that must mean....... I'M H.B."

No, I'M h.b.

I'm h.b.

I'm Spartacus.

No, I'm Spartacus. :-D

We got your back, h.b.

(This post must mean I'm posting/talking to MYSELF, since I'M H.B.

[Lazlo Freem]

As a daily reader and infrequent commenter, I want to thank Jesse for ending the Lost banter, for revealing HB's inner vitriol, and especially for confirming that my not pointing out an insignificant typo noticed in an earlier strip was a good decision.

I submit Daniel "Fromunder Cheese" Bard.

HB, you can do no wrong.

[Chip]

H.B., you're the absolute best, and a little insecurity is good in a King.

[h.b.]

Per Lazio's comment, I don't want anyone to come away from this thinking they shouldn't point out errors in the strip.

Seriously, I truly appreciate it.

But something like "Hey, I think you meant to say 'XYZ' in panel Zed rather than 'ABC'" is preferred to "Hey, stupid. You wrote 'XYZ'. Embarrassing. And I bet you hate puppies too."