Bill:
Ah, yes, waking up the Tuesday aftah Memorial Day weekend in first place in the AL East.
Bill:
This is surely what Robert Browning had in mind when he wrote, "God's in His Heaven; All's right with the world."
Mike:
Yep, it's a literal heaven on earth …
Mike:
Er, provided of course that you're willing to overlook the 4 Horsemen of Pestilence, Famine, Julio Lugo and the .195 BA Ortiz.
Bill:
Ah, you know, the omnipotent work in mysterious ways.
Mike:
There's no mystery to Lugo. In terms of leaving you barren, little dude makes a swarm of locusts seem trivial.
Bill:
But at least the Sox are exerting some free will and
moving Ortiz down in the ordah.
Mike:
Yeah, well, I'm going agnostic on this one — I'll believe it when I see it. It's just rumor for now.
Bill:
Then let us pray …
