Doug:
Well, so much for Toronto's stranglehold on the AL East.
Bill:
Then again, we haven't officially moved in first yet. Let's not count the clams 'til they're in the pail.
Doug:
Nevertheless,
a sweep is a sweep
and it's always uplifting to witness how a successful homestand can make coming off a dismal road trip seem amusingly passe.
Bill:
Must be something in the chowdah.
Doug:
Or in the 90+ degree spawned sundresses and pasty legs with fresh razor nicks as some guy put it yestahday.
Bill:
Bring on the Mets.
Doug:
Speaking of New York, I wondah how soon it'll be before we see Adam Lambert sing the National Anthem in the new toilet.
Bill:
Why,
he didn't win Idol?
Doug:
Heh. Exactly!
Doug:
Dude had the win in his back pocket but somehow couldn't close the deal, just like the Chokees.
Bill:
Yeah, and the comparison doesn't end there. I mean Lambert was a little too old, a little too soft, and a little to sure of himself — Hell, they should make him an honorary Yankee.
Doug:
Absolutely, and their 7 inning stretch sing along song should be
Mad World
"All around me are familiar faces ... Going nowhere, going nowhere."
