Al:
Could somebody hand me a half-full glass of water?
All
this
celebrating
has made me thirsty.
Mike:
Has a lone, regulah season home run evah felt so good?
Doug:
I'd compare Papi's dingah to a summah's day, but the friggin' dingah is lovliah.
Mike:
I don't know what made me happiah — the homah itself or the reaction from the rest of the club.
Doug:
Seriously, it was clear last night that this is a *team* team, if you know what I mean.
Al:
Absolutely. I've drunk so much of the Mango-Salsa Kool-Aid that I believe the consequent homah happy 5th wasn't a result of Cecil throwing beer league junk, but rathah a result of the entiah team getting juiced off of Ortiz.
Doug:
All I know is that today the sky is bit bluah, the Boston girls are even prettiah, and the phallic Pru is evah longah.
