Al:
I want to give praise to Timmah but what can I say that hasn't already been said about the guy over the 100 years he's been with the team?
Mike:
I think his line can do the talking: 8.0 5 1 1 2 3 1.
Doug:
Can you believe his Fenway ERA his now 1.71?
Al:
Wakes loves him some home cooking.
Doug:
Unfortunately, the same cannot be said regarding David Oh-fer-tiz.
Mike:
Damn, I know, it's getting worse not bettah.
Al:
People are saying that even during BP he can't put one any furthah than the warning track.
Doug:
I think we are rapidly approaching that time when all good things must come to an end.
Mike:
Down dropt the breeze, the sails dropt down, 'Twas sad as sad could be …*
Doug:
And let's say Theo goes out and gets a replacah. Then what?
Doug:
Hahtlessly release him? Make him a phantom DL? Take a rostah hit as he sits on the bench the rest of the season?
Mike:
Ovahhead the albatross hangs motionless upon the air …*
