Mike:
Is this the friggin greatest sports city in the world or what?
Susan/Circle:
Absolutely. Right now I'm happiah than Carrie Prejean at a wedding "between 1 man and 1 woman ™ ".
Mike:
Of course, there is always someone ready to take the bloom off the rose.
Mike:
For instance,
the RotoProfessor wondahs if Jon Letsah is done.
Susan/Circle:
You know I've had it with these Monkey Fighting*
Flakes and their "Is so-and-so done?" Monday to Friday Refrain.
Susan/Circle:
I mean it's all "Is Papi done?" "Is Tek Done?" "Is Brachen done?"
Susan/Circle:
Jesus Mohammed Obama people do I have to put it on a t-shirt?
Size Mattahs!
Susan/Circle:
So before you hit publish on your next tweet or blog post or MSM column just do me a favah and unzip your sample size and take a long, hard look and then ask yourself, "Is it adequate?"
Susan/Circle:
And if you have any doubt, put your sorry junk back undah wraps, sit your sorry ass down and watch, I dunno, 60 or so more games, mmm-kah?
Mike:
Wow. That rant made my bitch tits tingle.
Susan/Circle:
Always glad to help out, bro.
