Bill:
Celts win, Bruins finally shut down the Canes, and the Sox take the Series from Tampa Bay …
All in all a pretty damn fine Sunday.
Mike:
Seriously, barring the ubiquitous appearance of
shotgun face lady seemingly everwhere I turned, it was some perfect TV viewing.
Bill:
You know, I feel badly for what shotgun face lady has been through and I'm really happy that her face transplant was successful but Jesus Hussein Christ, do I need to see it in high def ovah and ovah again?
Mike:
We go from one ridiculous news meme to the next — the Octo-mom story was unseated by Michele Obama's sculpted ahms story which was topple by the Obama dog story which led to Susan Boyle and now here we are at shotgun face lady.
Mike:
Each new story evah more insidious than the last.
Bill:
It's funny when I was a kid and I imagined the future, this isn't really what I had in mind.
Mike:
Seriously, I'll take a jet pack thank you very much.
Bill:
Yeah, and and a flying cah.
Bill:
But on the othah hand, I didn't envision a future in which the Red Sox are recent two-time World Series champs and perennially posed for a 3rd.
Mike:
Ah, true. Cancel the jet pack.
The future is fine just the way it is.