1 City, 3 Teams

Mike:
Anothah night of Boston teams cubing the win — (Bruins)(Celtics)(Red Sox) = V³

 

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Mike:
Is this the friggin greatest sports city in the world or what?

 

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Susan/Circle:
Absolutely. Right now I'm happiah than Carrie Prejean at a wedding "between 1 man and 1 woman ™ ".

 

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Mike:
Of course, there is always someone ready to take the bloom off the rose.

 

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Mike:
For instance, the RotoProfessor wondahs if Jon Letsah is done.

 

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Susan/Circle:
You know I've had it with these Monkey Fighting* Flakes and their "Is so-and-so done?" Monday to Friday Refrain.

 

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Susan/Circle:
I mean it's all "Is Papi done?" "Is Tek Done?" "Is Brachen done?"

 

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Susan/Circle:
Jesus Mohammed Obama people do I have to put it on a t-shirt?

Size Mattahs!

 

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Susan/Circle:
So before you hit publish on your next tweet or blog post or MSM column just do me a favah and unzip your sample size and take a long, hard look and then ask yourself, "Is it adequate?"

 

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Susan/Circle:
And if you have any doubt, put your sorry junk back undah wraps, sit your sorry ass down and watch, I dunno, 60 or so more games, mmm-kah?

 

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Mike:
Wow. That rant made my bitch tits tingle.

 

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Susan/Circle:
Always glad to help out, bro.

 

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Comments

[soxdownunder]

How 'bout
'Im Lou Clinton and so's my wife'
?

And a nice haiku?

[soxdownunder]

How about a nice Haiku?
Or
'I'm Lou Clinton and so's my wife.'

[This could be a double post, my pc's being funny this morning]