Mike:
Wow, was that a
beat down
or what?
Susan/Circle:
Yes, and at the hands of the
Tampy Bay-tahs
no less.
Mike:
What is up with Beckett?
Susan/Circle:
I'm not sure, but I've seen drunk virgins who've had bettah luck
finding the zone.
Mike:
Mercifully, we have a straw man to distract us –
You heard the latest on A-Fraud?
Susan/Circle:
Yeah, this gives the "dropping the the shouldah move" a whole new meaning doesn't it?
Mike:
If this pitch-tipping scheme thing has any validity, it'll be huge.
Susan/Circle:
What's worse is A-Flawed isn't alone in this. He had to have othah middle infieldahs on othah clubs working with him to make the "slump busting " quid pro quo viable.
Susan/Circle:
At least with steroids you can argue that your helping yourself and your club at the same time.
Mike:
Abslutely. But with pitch-tip-gate it's purely personal gain and directly damaging to your club.
Susan/Circle:
Sounds every bit as bad as betting on baseball to me.
Mike:
Of course,
Bud Selig won't discuss it.
Susan/Circle:
He's probably too busy getting his fetish on for the next WBC, you know, priorities and all.
