Doug:
OK, so here's my sports page headline — "Van Every Stirs Fan Reverie!"
Bill:
Ah, don't quit your day job kid.
Doug:
Damn, and I heard that there is such
a bright future in the newspaper biz.
Bill:
OK, so where and the frig to the Red Sox find guys like
Jonathan Van Every.
Doug:
Seriously,
hats off to Theo and Jed Hoyer
and the entiah Red Sox scouting organization for creating such a deep bench of talent.
Bill:
I didn't even know Van Every was on the rostah.
Doug:
This Red Sox lineup is like the
Slap Chop Remix.
Doug:
"A little like this ... put the Van Every in, add some Nick Green right there, you hit it like this ...."
Bill:
Hey, AL East, you're gonna love our nuts.
