Mike:
Has .500 evah felt so good?
Doug:
Seriously. Bragging about being 6-6 is like bragging about getting a dutch ruddah from a fat girl, yet here I am.
Mike:
The best paht is
Lestah getting back on track
— 7 shutout innings and holding the Orioles to 4 singles. Hell, yeah.
Doug:
No the best paht is ol' man Scrivener shutting this place down midday so we can partake in the Patriot's Day fete.
Al:
Listen my children and you shall hear, / The sound of Al chugging an 11am beer.
