Doug:
Ah, I don't know how to break it to you guys, but the ship known as "My Happy Red Sox Summah" has been hijacked by Somali pirates.
Mike:
Oh, and I'm shocked, shocked to hear that
Matsuzaka has ahm fatigue.
Al:
OMFG I can't take these unforeseen
turn of events.
Al:
I mean what's next? Is someone going to tell me that the Jonas Brothahs are gay? Or that Miley Cyrus has an
Electra Complex?
Mike:
Seriously, it's not like like Matsuzaka threw x-factorial pitches during the WBC or anything.
Doug:
So much for
my previous friggin haiku, it's time for a revision:
Spring Cherry Blossom,
Seared by industrial rain —
Bare tree in summah.
Mike:
I'm not "pushing" the panic button, so much as jamming my entiah fist into that bitch.
Al:
Look out Nationals, the Red Sox are coming for you!
Al:
That "worst record in MLB" is ours for the taking.
