Bill:
OK new rule — I no longah have to feel guilty for not staying up for an entiah West Coast late staht game
as long as the Sox
are below .500.
Mike:
What the hell is up with
Lestah? His first staht you say, well, he's rusty, but now the second staht is worse than the first?
Bill:
And then there's the offense which has gone all Iraqi WMD on us. I mean I'm told it's there but I don't see any evidence.
Mike:
Of course if you grab any random 6 game stretch from any season and you're going to get your 2 for 5 runs where the pitching is off and the hitting is off.
Bill:
Absolutely. It's meaningless
to draw any conclusion
from 6 games.
Mike:
With that said, though, I sure would like to see these guys bust out their innah
Susan Boyle's
though right about now.