Mike:
There was a time, not so very long ago, when opening the season at 2 and 4 and sitting in last place would be cause for great alarm.
Al:
Yeah, those were the days. We'd be red in the face saying, "This is
April '96
all ovah again!"
Mike:
Now it's all, "So they
left a staggering 26 men on base? No biggie."
Doug:
Right. And averaging just 3.4 runs per game? Chill, baby.
Al:
Just got to kick back and be patient.
Doug:
Seriously, if Madonna can wait 18 months to buy another African kid, we can wait a bit on the Sox to turn things around.
Al:
Because they will turn it around.
Al:
Right?
