Al:
There's hahbingahs and then there's friggin hahbingahs.
Doug:
Are you kidding me? Pedroia put the mofo "binge" in hahbingah.
Mike:
"Hello, my name is MVP!"
Doug:
And what about Beckett? He gave
as dominant a regular-season performance as he has in a Red Sox uniform.
Mike:
Hell, even
Tek opened with a bang.
Al:
Yeah, Tek showed he's still got a big stick to match his beefy man glutes.
Mike:
!
Al:
Did I just say that out loud?
Doug:
Hey, way to put the "Ho" in homoerotic, Al.
Al:
No bigs. I'm secure in my heterosexuality enough to make statements like that.
Doug:
Yeah, you know what I'm secure about? Red Sox pitching that's what. Ace numbah one yestahday. Ace numbah two tonight. Ace numbah 3 tomorrow aftahnoon.
Mike:
Then inning eatah, knuckleball dazzlah, and all around good guy Timmah.
Doug:
Oh, yeah, and then followed by Brad "Back to throwing 96mph Penny" as the 5th, that's right the 5th!, stahtah.
Doug:
Mystique and Aura — Ur not doin it rite. Heh.
