Doug:
49 degrees and a 100% chance of rain, let's play some baseball!
Mike:
Didn't the British say Spring in Boston is just anothah type of wintah?
Doug:
Wondah if Rays fans feel miffed? I mean they win the Division last season and our rewarded by
getting to open on the road in Boston.
Mike:
Well you know how it is. A few Ray Hawk haircuts here and few
Ray Hawk waxes there
does not a baseball city make.
Doug:
That could change if they go head-to-head with the Red Sox and Yankee leviathan this year.
Mike:
Yeah, well, something tells me that come Octobah the Rays are going to be like Madonna adopting a Malawi kid — DENIED!