Too funny to wait 'til Monday
Rider on Green Line:
I guess she didn't like his nuts.
Rider on Green Line:
And how is the ShamWow at, say, absorbing blood?
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am I the only male on the planet that doesn't use hookers?
Posted by: louclinton | 2009.03.28 at 10:04 AM
no, lou- there's at least 2 of us?
Is her hooker name Shlamazzo?
Posted by: buckner was framed | 2009.03.28 at 11:39 AM
And then you wake up with a stripper from the Glass Slipper and blood in your hair.
Posted by: Bob | 2009.03.27 at 09:35 AM
wow, Bob- any thoughts about the Stanley Cup this year? Or, hell, tomorrow's lottery #?
Posted by: buckner was framed | 2009.03.28 at 11:53 AM
I'm amping up my sriracha ingestion ;D
Posted by: Harwich Rich | 2009.03.28 at 01:06 PM
I came on a Saturday figuring if their was anything that would cause a weekend strip, it would be ShamWow guy and a hooker. I was correct.
Posted by: da kine | 2009.03.28 at 03:11 PM
amazing, 44? - a bit of hair gel, a wireless mic attached to your face and a guzzled four pack of Red Bull - takes 20 years off.
I'm thinking the small size shamwow balled up and stuffed in his mouth like cotton packing to stop the bleeding - keep one on your boat, in your car, in your hooker hotel handbag - use it for everything!
Posted by: Jeff in NC | 2009.03.28 at 03:42 PM
The arrest papers say that the 'codef' (one presumes the hooker) only had $930 in her purse even thought the agreement was $1000 for something called 'straight sex'. So either the Sham Wow guy (of whom I was blissfully unaware until this Sunday - AEST - morning) ripped her off or the coppers are as crooked as a dog's hind leg. And cheap.
Posted by: soxdownunder | 2009.03.28 at 04:33 PM
Looks like he shamwow'd all of the dye right out of his hair too, but at least there's no mildew!
Posted by: Kaz | 2009.03.29 at 04:08 AM
Are you following me,Camera Guy??
Posted by: Harwich Rich | 2009.03.30 at 08:38 AM