Doug:
I think this is the year Matsuzaka wins the Cy.
Al:
You always think this is his year, but still we wait for that $50 million payback.
Doug:
He looked good
in his first non-WBC debut yesterday.
Mike:
Aren't you worried about his pitch counts.
Doug:
There is only one answer to that, and it requires the haiku …
Doug:
Too many pitches?
A mischievous grin
reveals —
Swimming, the frog's wet.
Al:
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