Doug:
Christ I had a dream last night where the sky was red, the trees were blue, and Spring Training nevah ended.
Mike:
Can you believe there are still 7 more days before this bitch gets stahted?
Doug:
Seriously. We are on the precipice of a season in which the Red Sox "could easily send four aces to the mound every five games," yet we here we sit waiting.
Mike:
Spring Training — it's all Sham with no Wow.
