Al:
Geez, talk about your Union City Blues. If the New Jersey government has their way, getting a professional hahdwood floor job is going to be a lot toughah.
Mike:
Perfect. In the midst of a global economic crisis, the government has nothing better to do than worry about Brazilian waxing?
Doug:
Wait, this surprises you?
Doug:
C'mon, it's like Alexis de Tocqueville predicted —"The nature of despotic power in democratic ages is not to be fierce or cruel, but minute and meddling."
Al:
Speaking of minute and meddling, thanks for nothing Bug Selig. Your little farce to pretend that baseball is international possibly means we are opening the season without our stahting 2nd baseman and AL MVP.
Mike:
They're now saying that it's only an ab strain and not anything to worry about.
Doug:
Let's hope so. El Caballito is more and more the soul of the team.
Mike:
You seen the PlayStation commercial? Too funny.
Al:
Yeah, and the fact that Pedroia is willing to take the ribbing shows just the kind of class act he is.
