Susan/Circle:
Excellent news — the handsomest man in all of baseball appears to be back in form.
Mike:
One hit and no pain. They should name a dying mill town aftah him.
Susan/Circle:
Reminds me I think the
Lowell Spinners
should make Flo Ridah's
Right Round
their theme song this season.
Mike:
Yeah, because nothing says wholesome, New England family entertainment with a soupçon of Puritanism quite like a song celebrating the the joys of oral sex.
Susan/Circle:
Hey, just trying to do my paht.
Mike:
This coming from the girl who took an entiah week off from work to have her
tramp stamp
removed.
Susan/Circle:
Don't you judge me.