Body enhanced, brain not so much
Al:
Wow, was that
A-Roid pressah a disastah
or what?
Mike:
Seriously, just when I was stahting to feel a smidge of sympathy for the guy, he reverts to his
true, totally dipshit self.
Doug:
In the depahtment of "it takes one to know one," the
CHB
nails it — "People can't stand him because he's a phony."
Mike:
You've gotta love the
throwing of the unnamed cousin undah the bus.
Al:
"It wasn't us. It was The Warriors!"* Heh.
*[quote from the '79 cult classic]
Mike:
But, hey, now, let's not forget Johnny Damon's sage remonstration:
"Murder is worse than steroids".
Doug:
Yeah, well, when A-Rod takes
Vadge from the Crypt
down to Poundtown, it's not as bad as necrophilia, but that doesn't make it right.
Heh. Classic strip, H.B.
But if possible, the Damon interview was even more disturbing than the A-Fraud press conference/lie-athon.
Posted by: Bob | 2009.02.18 at 09:29 AM
I guess 25 is the new 11
Posted by: louclinton | 2009.02.18 at 09:41 AM
Mike and Mike were having a good laugh at Damon's expense this morning.
Posted by: yazbread | 2009.02.18 at 10:29 AM
"Earth to Johnny Damon - importing illegal substances into the United States IS ILLEGAL." -- George Will on "Mike and Mike in the Morning" this morning.
What a laughingstock the Caveman is...
"Vadge from the Crypt" -- PRICELESS, h.b.
Posted by: Rob in CT | 2009.02.18 at 10:30 AM
Looking at the DListed link, I'm trying hard not to make the unibrow-LPGA joke about Vadge's kid.
Posted by: Rob in CT | 2009.02.18 at 10:36 AM
But Rob, murder is more, uh, illegalish.
Posted by: Bob | 2009.02.18 at 10:48 AM
Well done H.B.
Posted by: IsaacL | 2009.02.18 at 11:22 AM
the good follow-up question to ask Damon was, "So, can we assume you've taken steroids since it's okay?"
Posted by: Ryan with a capital "R" | 2009.02.18 at 11:24 AM
From Letterman's monolog last night: "Do you know what the most-asked question was at ARod's press conference today?
How come that stuff doesn't work in October?"
Posted by: Rob in CT | 2009.02.18 at 12:24 PM
young and stoopid = steroids. Fine.
what's the excuse for Vadge?
blind & desperate?
Posted by: sonomasox | 2009.02.18 at 12:36 PM
I wonder where BigBri is while all of this is going down?
Posted by: Colin | 2009.02.18 at 12:59 PM
I wonder where BigBri is while all of this is going down?
The Baseball Furies got him after he found them with his mom...
Posted by: Rob in CT | 2009.02.18 at 01:21 PM
Speaking of Vadge from the Crypt...
Anyone seen the latest pic of Lindsay Lohan? Yikes, Skeletor, even He-Man wants nothing to do with you!
Posted by: Kaz | 2009.02.18 at 01:57 PM
Good God, Lohan looks like A-Fraud before the 'roids.
I have a thigh that weighs more than that.
Posted by: Bob | 2009.02.18 at 02:47 PM
sad..sad..sad.
Posted by: Harwich Rich | 2009.02.18 at 04:01 PM
pretty soon there will be nothing left but two big tits, a chin, a nose and two sticks holding it all up - i'd like to be excited about the fact that her tits are still big, but its just fucking wierd looking
Posted by: Jeff in NC | 2009.02.18 at 04:02 PM