Bill:
Like Pawxatawny Phil, Theo has emerged from his underground lair at Yawkey way and announced that Spring is looking good.
Doug:
Naw, he's more like Obi Wan Epstein suddenly appearing
and rallying us with the news taht the good side of the force is growing stronger.
Bill:
Eithah way, what I love best about Theo's infrequent pronouncements is the dialectic of his subtle yet overt digs at the Yankees.
Doug:
You mean digs like, "We're not building this organization through free agency. I don't think that's an intelligent way to build an organization."
Bill:
Absolutely, and, jabs like, "We've actually done a pretty good job of getting [Teixeira] out throughout his career, so hopefully we can continue that."
Doug:
When Theo give these State of Nation's Offseason Addreses, I feel like Chris Mathews listening to Obama — you know, "I feel this thrill going up my leg."
Bill:
Yeah, whenevah I hear Theo start waxing eloquent I'm overcome with a sudden yet inexplicable desire to speak in LOLCAT tongues —
Teh gnrl mangin - Ur doin it rite!
