Al:
Let the
vilification and voyeuristic thrill
of an elite athlete's fall from grace begin.
Mike:
I wish Michael Phelps hadn't
apologized.
Doug:
Seriously, he should have issued a statement
like the one Radley Balko suggested
…
"Here’s a crazy thought: If I can smoke a little dope and go on to win 14 Olympic gold medals, maybe pot smokers aren’t doomed to lives of couch surfing and video games, as our moronic government would have us believe."
Mike:
Yep, just anothah lazy, unmotivated, losah stonah who just happens to be the greatest friggin swimmah in the history of the world.
Al:
So now that Manny is gone, you think there are any Red Sox who like the Mary Jane?
Mike:
I dunno this is a pretty straight-laced bunch between the Evangelicals and the hyperbaric chambahs.
Doug:
What about Ortiz?
Al:
Yeah, maybe, I can see Papi kicked back blazing a big Bob Marley joint.
Mike:
He is always relaxed and at ease.
Doug:
Heh. Just like
The Chief
was.
