Congratulations, Jim Rice.
Long time coming. Richly deserved.
Williams to Yastrzemski to Rice … What a legacy.
And that reminds me, I'm so, so glad I will nevah evah have to read or hear anothah stats-blinded noob who nevah had the priviledge to watch Jimbo play go on and on about how "undeserving" Rice is for the Hall.
"His career OBP was only .352 whaa-whaa-whaa."
Yeah, let me Shamwow that smug off your face, bitches. Jim Rice is the mofo Hall of Fame man.