How fine the Autumn air!

Al:
That's 4 AL Championship Series appearances in the out of the past 6 seasons …

 

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Al:
I've got your "Viva Viagra" right heah!

 

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Mike:
I tell you *that* was a helluva a game.

 

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Al:
Yeah, leave it to Bob Ryan to put it bettah than anyone: "It was an evening of superb baseball, ending with two innings of the kind of drama that only baseball among all our sports can provide."

 

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Doug:
And now we finally know what 100 wins the weak AL West is worth: exactly 1 postseason win.

 

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Doug:
You can run your suicide squeezes against Texas in July, but against the Red Sox in Octobah? Get a fucking clue, Sciosa.

 

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Mike:
And can we say without a doubt that the two best teams in the American League are meeting in the Championship Series? Bet your ass we can.

 

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Al:
But, of course, the Rays are due to fold any minute now. Heh.

 

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Doug:
No, the Rays aren't going to fold. But they are going to get the piss taken out of 'em by the Built for Octobah Red Sox.

 

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Mike:
You know I appreciate what the Rays have done for us this season. If they hadn't kicked ass all year the Red Sox would have run away with the Division and very well might have been as complacent and as flaccid as the Angels come the postseason.

 

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Mike:
But now it's time for the regulah season upstahts to be properly put back in their place.

 

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Doug:
That's right. It's the season of mist and mellow fruitfulness and Red Sox ass whippingness.

 

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Al:
Swell the gourd, baby!

 

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Comments

[kjc]

Once again, I would like to thank Julio "4-6-3" Lugo for pulling his quad.

[kjc]

I would once again like to thank Julio "4-6-3" Lugo for not stretching his quad before game time.

[RobSammy]

~The best thing about Amalie is her skin looks as perfect in HD as it does on regular TV. She's a total baseball babe, unlike the ex-stripper type of Hazel Mae (have done the whole football team).

And John Lackey's just got sand in his coolie because he's been our bitch since he came up from AAA, plain and simple---he's a pudslap.