So if there's pink bats on Mother's Day to raise the issue of breast cancer awareness, how come there's no brown bats on Father's Day to remind people of the perils of prostate cancah?
Ah, OK …
See, now that's why your relationships nevah last, Doug — instead of focusing on the breasts, you're always thinking about your asshole.
Hardee har har … laugh at your own peril. Prostate cancah is the leading cancah among men and the resulting death rates for me are consistently highah than those for women.
All I know is I'm glad we just have one more game at the Metrodome. If I had to look at that monstrosity much longah, I'd get cancah of the eyeball.