So let me get this straight. The Girls Gone Wild guy is out on parole aftah a stint in prison on child porn chahges, among othahs, actually thinks it's a good idea to get back in the news with archival GGW footage of a 17 year old Ashley Dupre?
And they say jocks are dumb.
Well, hold your absolution. Right now Jose Canseco has half-convinced himself that he supplied steroids to Eliot Spitzer in the 90s.
Speaking of mentally challenged athletes, Johnny Damon sure has been quiet lately, eh?
Well, he did say the othah day that he thinks he's "a pretty tough person to replace."
Ah, memo to Johnny: Time did a whole lot of so-called telling last Octobah methinks.
Yep, the future at centerfield starts with a "J" and ends with a "Y" but therein the similarity ends.