So here's what I want to know — when Billy Crystal had his one day love-in with the Yankees, did he have the opportunity to learn A-Rod's secret weapon, the infamous "dropping the shoulder move"?
I dunno, with just one day, they probably only had time to go ovah the rudiments of ball slapping and lip bluing.
So it seems more and more that there is much, much more to Manny Ramirez than any of us realize.
Seriously, who knew that Manny Being Manny means being a voracious readah, a healthy eatah, and a practitionah of yoga?
Manny is the embodiment of that Shakespeare line:
"The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool."