OK, so the theme of '08 is "distraction" as in Andy Pettitte apologizing yestayday not for, you know, cheating, but for being a distraction.
Memo to Gagne.
Distraction level of shooting yourself in the ass with HGH? Imperceptible.
Meanwhile, distraction level of blowing multiple games in August during a tight pennant race? Off the friggin' scale.
Seriously, even though we ended up winning it all, I still hahbah a grudge against Gagne for what he put us through last year.
Gagne should ask for a refund on his HGH, because it certainly didn't help the sonavabitch.
Maybe what really happened is Gagne sent his imbecile personal assistant, Igor, to go get him Human Growth Hormone but what Igor actually got Gagne was Human Loath Hormone.
I'm just glad that horrah show is ovah. Let the Brewahs deal with the Bride of Gagne sequel.