Somebody call Dr. Phil, we've got anothah celebrity crying for help.
I know what's next — is he going to shave his head and then take an umbrella and beat the hell out of McNamee's car with it?
Poor Clemens. At least Britney Spears had that Chris Crocker nutjob coming to her defense with his "Leave Britney Alone!" YouTube. But Rocket's got nothing.
Yeah, even his biggest fan Suzy Waldman has gone silent in his time of need.
What a sad day it is. And by "sad" I, of course, mean what a totally fantastic bit of karma that I'm enjoying immensely.