Is it me or is this like the slowest, most uneventful offseason evah?
Yeah, there's nothing. But I wondah if we just got spoiled by last season's Matsuzaka Madness?
Maybe. But all I know is when I look out the window, baseball seems like some othah world, like the fleeting memory of wondahful dream you try to hold onto upon waking in the morning.
And that's the great irony of this time of year … Although baseball is just around the cornah, it nevah seems so fah away as it does in January.