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Lisa comes clean

Lisa the Temp:
Hello, peeps, it's Lisa the Temp here with some sobering news …

 

Lisa the Temp:
For the last couple of years, I've been taking performance enhancing drugs.

 

Lisa the Temp:
Yes, it's true. And I'm very sorry to have disappointed those of you who view me as a role model.

 

Lisa the Temp:
And I'm sorry for the children. The poor children.

 

Lisa the Temp:
But you and they will get over it.

 

Lisa the Temp:
And between you and me, I'm not really sorry.

 

Lisa the Temp:
Do you want to play a game? My performance enhanced brain will pwn your asses.

 

Comments

I still lust you, Lisa. And since you admitted your use after the fact, I think you're honorable. And a model I'd like to roll on.

VIVA VIAGRA

Thanks, hb. I am not going to get less than nothing done at work today. I love games like that. I'm the dork who plays online Scrabble almost nightly.

In re: the steroid thing, I too am meh about it. It's a blight on the game, no doubt, but baseball has always been a little sketchy. It's part of its charm. I also think Rohgh should go to the Hall, as he dominated so completely. No asterisk either.

Off to take a Silkwood shower now.

Game links at work? The only way to win is not to play.

How about a nice game of chess?

Wait, what?
Well, I am going to another place. Someplace warm. Only to return the day after our Lord's birfday. No telling whether the interwebs are there or not.
So....

Let's All ♪♫Sing Along♪♫, Shall We?

On the 1st day of Christmas, The Red Sox gave to me
A game-worn Manny do-rag

On the 2nd day of Christmas, The Red Sox gave to me
Two Series Rings and
A game-worn Manny do-rag

In the 3rd day of Christmas, The Red Sox gave to me
Three ticket raises
Two Series Rings and
A game-worn Manny do-rag

On the 4th day of Christmas, The Red Sox gave to me
Four front-line starters
Three ticket raises
Two Series Rings and
A game-worn Manny do-rag

On the 5th day of Christmas, The Red Sox gave to me
Five Months of Joy
Four front-line starters
Three ticket raises
Two Series Rings and
A game-worn Manny do-rag

On the 6th day of Christmas, The Red Sox gave to me
Pap’s silly dancing
Five Months of Joy
Four front-line starters
Three ticket raises
Two Series Rings and
A game-worn Manny do-rag

On the 7th day of Christmas, The Red Sox gave to me
Mothra’s Gyroball
Pap’s silly dancing
Five Months of Joy
Four front-line starters
Three ticket raises
Two Series Rings and
A game-worn Manny do-rag

On the 8th day of Christmas, The Red Sox gave to me
Mike Lowell’s contract
Mothra’s Gyroball
Pap’s silly dancing
Five Months of Joy
Four front-line starters
Three ticket raises
Two Series Rings and
A game-worn Manny do-rag

On the 9th day of Christmas, The Red Sox gave to me
A hypobaric chamber
Mike Lowell’s contract
Mothra’s Gyroball
Pap’s silly dancing
Five Months of Joy
Four front-line starters
Three ticket raises
Two Series Rings and
A game-worn Manny do-rag

On the 10th day of Christmas, The Red Sox gave to me
Papi’s monster homers
A hypobaric chamber
Mike Lowell’s contract
Mothra’s Gyroball
Pap’s silly dancing
Five Months of Joy
Four front-line starters
Three ticket raises
Two Series Rings and
A game-worn Manny do-rag

On the 11th day of Christmas, The Red Sox gave to me
Geffner’s horrid game prep
Papi’s monster homers
A hypobaric chamber
Mike Lowell’s contract
Mothra’s Gyroball
Pap’s silly dancing
Five Months of Joy
Four front-line starters
Three ticket raises
Two Series Rings and
A game-worn Manny do-rag

On the 12th day of Christmas, The Red Sox gave to me
hb’s creepy panels
Geffner’s horrid game prep
Papi’s monster homers
A hypobaric chamber
Mike Lowell’s contract
Mothra’s Gyroball
Pap’s silly dancing
Five Months of Joy
Four front-line starters
Three ticket raises
Two Series Rings and
A game-worn Manny do-rag.

Thanks for the laughs, kids.
See you in the Series.

Merry Christmas From Your Pal.

lc

Have a happy, LC. 'Tis the season to be lovable.

Merry Christmas to you too, lc, enjoy the warm weather.

PS: loved the song.

Enjoy the warmth Lou and have a great holiday

...and may visions of Lisa's plums dance in your head ;-D

Just got my 10th Man Plan schedule:

Wed., 4-9 v. Detroit
Wed. 4-23 v. the Angels
Wed., 4-30 v. Toronto
Sat., 5-3 v. Tampa Bay
Mon., 6-23 v. Arizona
Sat., 7-26 v. the Skankees
Wed., 8-13 v. Texas
Mon., 9-8 v. Tampa Bay
Mon., 8-22 v. Cleveland
Sat., 8-27 v. the Skankees

Jeez, loaded-up with Wednesday games early, no?

Still, can't complain, can I.

Great song, lc.

Lisa has been taking Bloussant for the past year?!?

My world has just shattered.

Lisa has been taking Bloussant for the past year?!?

My world has just shattered.

I want to yell at someone, somewhere about just how much I disliked the Season 1 finale (and by extension, the entirety of Season 1, basically) of Heroes (which I started watching this weekend). Don't know where to turn at the moment (already vented to a co-worker). Don't worry, no spoilers.

IT WAS TERRIBLE AND DISAPPOINTING!!! WTF?!!! Lame-ass show. You have all this promise (if some very unoriginal premises--X-Men, Watchmen, The Stand, etc.) and you give me THAT to finish it off? Feh. I spit on you and call you unworthy, and I will never watch another episode (even if I did like Kristen Bell in Veronica Mars...that show at least wasn't disappointing until the 3rd and understandably final season). Events and characters that change just because the script demands it and not as a natural growth of the story. Weird, distracting subplots. The potential for sweet fights and special effects unrealized. Man, I was ready to forgive you so many transgressions if your ending saved you. It did not. Eff you, Heroes.

Brilliant as usual, lc.

Ha. I can't wait to see your reaction to the beginning of Season 2, Devine. :) You haven't reached the brunt of the hair-pulling yet. Although, let me at least assure you that there are some great fights in the middle and end of the current season.

lc, have a tropical drink on me.

Also, an image search for the word Bloussant is not as impressive as I'd hoped.

//Also, an image search for the word Bloussant is not as impressive as I'd hoped.//

Isn't that what Uncle Rico sold in Napoleon Dynamite?

Ah, thanks for the bit of commiseration there, Kaz. Don't worry about my sanity (or my hair); I have good and sworn off that show, promise of fun fights or no. I have essentially no faith in the creators' storytelling abilities at this point, so I don't want to just set myself up for more disappointment.

Again, Kaz, thank you for understanding and responding to my irrational vitriol. God, I'm still so angry. I looked at some spoilers for Season 2 and I just get angrier because of some of the choices they've made. Yet another warning to stay away.

Mind you, some people out there might really appreciate the show, so I'm not knocking you if you love it, but for my personality and perception...nuh uh.

Lisa on the gear and Natalie in the shower. An excellent start to the day, I must say.

Since when to implants and botox become so shamful...we DO all know that Lisa is 65, right? Roar cougar, roar.

Great tune, LC.

Nat - just saw over at survinggrady that a pair of Tek's thigh huggers are on eBay. Thought you might want to buy yourself a holiday gift.

SS- Thanks for the tip. But I'd only bid if what is in those thigh huggers came with :)

That story is hilarious, that Matt Clement's underwear went for more than Manny's and 'Tek's. I would never stop laughing if it were revealed Clement bid on himself. Is that like the jock equivalent of sending yourself flowers to get the attention of an office crush?

In re: Heroes, Kaz, you are SO right. Heroes hit a major sophomore slump. I barely made it through Season 2, although it did pick up at the end.

For the FNLers out there- thank GOD the murder plotline is over; the show can go back to doing what it does best, being about people you really think are real (or in the case of Tim Riggins, HOPE are real).

This writer's strike is killing me!

This is what happens when Heroes and FNLs hire me to scab-write their scripts.

BTW, Natalie, I have Tim Riggins perishing in a bus crash. His long hair somehow gets caught in the wheel well, a la Isadore Duncan's scarf.

Sorry, but pretty boy had to go.

Save the fullback-save the world

I still like FNL but it has definitely undergone some sort of gussying up -- it's much more 90210ish now than it was the first season.

I'm guessing the suits said play down the football and play up the romance etc as a way to try and turn the ratings around.

Yeah, glad the murder storyline is done. But the "Saracen sleeps with his grannie's live in Latina nurse" storyline is just too friggin over the top. It's really tainting the the entire show for me.

h.b.- I TOTALLY agree in re: Latina love for Saracen. Not digging it AT ALL. What is up with all the cougar action on that show (see also: Riggins and next door neighbor lady)?

I too believe the murder plotline was thrust upon the writers as a requirement of getting a second season. Either that, or they lost their collective minds: the tone really has shifted. That said, the scenes with Coach and Tami, the football, the details of small town Texas, they are still getting a lot of things right (I loved the Y Tu Mama Tambien 6 - Riggins road trip).

And who knew I'd come to love Buddy Garrity?

Bob- stop coming up with innovative and gruesome ways to dispatch my pretty boy! A girl needs dreams when Tek's thighs are out of eyeshot for another 3 months...

I'm so disappointed in Lisa; I'm burning my purple suit!

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