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Benefit of the doubt?

 

Mike:
I love this from his public statement: "I am disappointed that my 25 years in public life have apparently not earned me the benefit of the doubt."

 

Mike:
Ah, memo to Clemens: For 20 of those 25 years you've been one of the biggest frigtahds to evah play the game, so don't expect much love from anyone but Suzy Waldman.

 

Al:
And what's this crap about answering "all of those questions at the appropriate time in the appropriate way."

 

Mike:
Heh, Sounds like Clemens has taken a page from the Senator Larry Craig playbook on dealing with getting caught with your pants down.

 

Doug:
Seriously. Remembah how Craig claimed that his little game of footsie with the undahcovah cop wasn't meant to initiate bathroom sex, but was just the result of Craig's so-called "wide stance"?

 

Doug:
Well, perhaps Clemens can make the case that having his naked buttocks in the air was misconstrued by his trainah and was not meant to initiate an injection of steroids in his ass, but was just paht of his own wide stance and pregame sphinctah flexing ritual.

 

Al:
Considering that Clemens is one big asshole, that story might just work.

 

Comments

"but was just paht of his own wide stance and pregame sphinctah flexing ritual"
"Considering that Clemens is one big asshole, that story might just work"
Thanks H.B.
ROFLMAO!!! Coffee on the keyboard. And a extremely disturbing image.

HB,
The last two frames are maybe the best in a long line of great work.

Is everyone asleep?

Great strip. HB you are in mid-season form.

The purpose for that kind of ass-waving ritual depended specifically on whether McNamee or Pettitte was in the room at the time. The best days were when they were both racing across the carpet to see who's injection would reach Rogah first.

See, that's what Clemens means by answering in the "appropriate way"....because while we all know what I described to be the truth, it wouldn't be appropriate to phrase it as such.

I think teh Roger is indeed a fucktard, but I don't like reporters cornering him outside his kid's school. That's fucked up.

Give him his privacy so he can ruminate on what he's done to himself.

On Mike and Mike this morning, they had people call in and say whether they believed Clemens or not.

Out of the six or so who got on air, the three who did believe Clemens all had thick Texas accents.

//sphinctah flexing ritual//

Ohhhhh, Lisa...

Kaz,
Another equally disturbing image.

Roger's entry in Dickipedia, the Wiki of Dicks

http://dickipedia.org/index.php?title=Roger_Clemens

Is everyone sleeping or are they having the same problem I did? Typepad kept thinking that my comment was spam even though I entered the code correctly.

Yes, it's true, Roger is a dick.

http://dickipedia.org/index.php?title=Roger_Clemens

LOL HB Awesome strip today. Your hilarious.

//Is everyone sleeping or are they having the same problem I did? Typepad kept thinking that my comment was spam even though I entered the code correctly.//

Had the same problem this morning, vasosox.

Seems okay now.

Yossarian, thanks for giving me a link to my new favorite Wiki-project. :)

//sphinctah flexing ritual//

Ohhh...Lisa...

I feel like with the typepad screw-up, there aren't enough comments about this strip. The last two panels are textbook Soxaholix.

check 1, 2...

Finally.

I was going to make some remark about Lisa and sphincter flexing 6 hours ago. Lucky for all of you, I have been ruminating on Lisa's "pre-game" rituals" all day.

Agreed, glad to see h.b. is not participating in the writer's strike...and back to nermal with salacious commentary and mind-altering imagery. Yahoo!

List of not-mentioned...but probable...pushers
1. Carl Everett - he's gotta be on something
2. Milton Bradley - ditto
3. Any shortstop (other than A-fraud or O-Cab) or second basemen with more than 20 homers in the last 15 years...

Laff out loud hilarious today, h.b.

Well done!

I'm a day (or so) behind, but had to chime in and say congrats, HB - a great strip, guffawing out loud

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