OK, I was all set to watch the ALDS in the comfort of my own home where I'd maybe have a very responsible, very very responsible, drink or two, but, no, because Verizon has chosen to screw Red Sox fans I'll have no choice but to go to the bah to watch the games in HD where I'll be forced to consume ever lahgah quantities of alcohol and embarrass myself by hitting hopelessly on the hot young bahmaids.
Yeah, the next time they run one of those ridiculous "this house is lit" FiOS commercials they need to scroll a disclaimah saying it's a bit less, er, "lit" for baseball fans.
Seriously, instead one of the "the three spectrums of light" I'm getting TBS on the 4th one powahed by a cancah-stricken lab rat running his sick ass off on a rusty wheel.
Is it just me, or are those Verizon commericals with the FiOS tech dude and the little boy kinda high on the creep factah?
Tell me about it. You know when the tech dude says to the kid, " light so clean it's +20db hot … it's true quam"? Well, I've heard that if you play that backwards it say's "I want to touch your wee wee."