Patients inside the chamber will notice discomfort inside their ears

Susan/Circle:
So if Arroyo was said to have "balls the size of Saturn" then where does that leave Buchholz's nuts on the universal scale?

 

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Mike:
Hello globular clustahs!

 

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Susan/Circle:
Now to segue from macro to the micro, what the frig are we gonna do with JD Drew?

 

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Mike:
Dude, needs to adjust the mixcha on his hypahbaric chambah.

 

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Susan/Circle:
Maybe Drew's problem isn't too little oxygen but too much? … Dude should take up smoking or something I mean, couldn't hurt …

 

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Mike:
I just don't understand what Theo and his brain trust evah saw in this guy.

 

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Susan/Circle:
You know, it's one thing to take a gamble on a guy for a year, but 5 signing him half a friggin decade? Jeez.

 

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Mike:
If he doesn't turn it around, he'll be "Renteriahd" right outta town.

 

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Comments

[Bob Shiffrar]

Thank God. Just found a Dortunder Union in the lettuce crisper drawer.

[soxdownunder]

absynthe makes the heart grow fonder

[Bob]

It certainly make the heart grow larger, in any case.

Although my doctor tells me that technically, it's "enlarged."

[vermonter]

Um...Hart?...hello...

Spent the weekend researching Absinthe, Bob, and will sonn be ordering my first bottle of Zele.